A Note to Pets:
- All our units allow pets to bring their two-legged companions, but “Dog” has to bite
them in the legs (cats and birds can let their torturous imaginations run wild), if they try to smoke
in the room.
- A one-time cleaning fee of $30 will be applied and repair or replacement for damage to
the room and/or its contents by either occupant will be fully charged to the credit card.
- “Dog” does not have to keep his “can openers” on a leash as long as he stays on Haley’s Motel property and behaves
well.
- “Dog” also can join them in the pool area and watch the “hairless ones” get burned. Just the
pool itself is off limits; to make sure “‘Dog’s” beautiful fur stays on him and not in the drainage
system.
- Very important for “Dog” is to train his “servants” to clean up after him, that he does not
step in some other “Dog’s” business; why else would “Dog” bother to bring humans on vacation in the
first place?
- Unfortunately, “Dog” was not able to take over the local government yet and hence the
elected, ”walking on their back legs only”, banned “Dog” from running wild on the beaches. Except
for the one on the causeway (crossed when coming to the island) where “Dog” is allowed (about a
2 mile drive for “Dog’s” chauffeur). Also in Bradenton is a park where “Dog” can run free.
- Of course,
“Dog” cannot have his “Adult” leave him unattended in the room if it makes “Dog” bark and
whine, for he would not be able to bring that one on the next vacation.
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...Barnabas |
